Dass Ma Jank

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

(via screamingpossums)

curlylipps:

On The Run Tour: Naughty Girl - HD

oh my god

(Source: flawlessvevo)

vcuchs:

Murals around campus.

(Source: facebook.com)

benfankhauser:

can we bring back the tradition of dressing up to go to the theatre because really

(via benfankhauser)

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

(via ilikedaisiesinthespringtime)

Playboy: The late Michael O’Donoghue, the first head writer for Saturday Night Live, once said, “It does help when writing humor to have a big hunk of meat between the legs.”

Tina Fey: I do have one, but it’s been flayed open to a vagina

(Source: lawngreen, via smosh)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek
Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390) Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200) Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50) Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090) Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

impossiblycastiel:

Steal His Look: Shrek

Lagar Conne Row Ismenia top ($1,390)
Isabel Marant Atkins vest ($4,200)
Basil Rib wool blend tights ($50)
Marsell Suade lug boots ($1,090)
Ralph Lauren crocodile belt ($1,950)

(via fred---astaire)